And then these:
Edward Cullen is to 2008 what The Phantom was to...1988.
Why haven't I noticed this before?! Still unconvinced?
Then take a look:
And now, rather than penning a lengthy comparison (though I'm tempted!) between a 108-year-old vampire who seduces a teenage everygirl and a Phantom who lives underneath the Paris Opera House and seduces a teenage ingenue, I will just be sitting here, mentally rewriting Phantom lyrics, Twilight-style, in my head ALL DAY LONG.
"I'm watching you / Watching you sleeping / Ev'ry single night..."
Feel free to play along in the comments . . . I hate singing alone.